This came in an email from Brian that read: I’m sending this on behalf of “Dan in ‘The Mission.’” I don't know why Dan calls himself that, or why he doesn't send his own email. Maybe his name is actually Steve. Really, all the mysteries are in the email. Also, why didn't I post the mildly dirty joke? Here's the answer to that mystery: I didn't think it was funny enough.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".