Monday, April 07, 2008

And when we say "van"...


I found this little typed sign taped to the dashboard of a company van. It made me think, "when is a van, not a van?" I suppose, when it's a "van".

Then of course it's an ocelot.

Don't neglect to leave your ocelot as clean as when you found it.

3 comments:

jspencer said...

The wording is weird. It sounds really dirty if you imagine "van" is a nickname for a person.

Anonymous said...

I agree with jeff. A lot of text just to say "Keep van clean" -- whether "van" is a vehicle or a person. :)

David Koenig said...

Q: How do you tittilate an ocelot?

A: You oscillate its tit a lot.