I'm guessing the excellence they wish for you is contingent on you not being an asshole. Thanks, Evan!
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They probably have some sort of satisfaction survey for your stay, and they want to seed your mind with the idea that you should answer "excellent" on it.
Oh, they want your stay to be excellent. They're just not gonna do a damn thing to make sure it actually IS.
Except for making a wish on a sign.
I especially like that you are required to perform shape shifting and "turn into front desk". Not sure I can do that....
The Crowne Plaza is the worst hotel chain ever. I stayed at the nightmarish Astor Crowne Plaza in New Orleans. My camera was stolen. My room key only worked 25% of the time. What a "pit!"
"As a thank you for being our guest, we would like to offer you one of the following with our compliments"...
includes a "Four-Hour Complimentary bike rental"...
so, someone rides along beside you and tells you how buff you look pedaling away....?
They also want you to metamorphose into a front desk, apparently.
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