It's been a while since I posted some fake politeness here. This one has two insincere terms, AND was posted in a shower. That's right, folks. The hotel shower had a sarcastic sign in it. Nowhere is safe. Thanks ("thanks"), John.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".