I like the pleading tone of this one, and I have no idea what they were even thinking about the quotation marks. Maybe "sandy bathing suits in this tub" is a secret code. The orchid flies at midnight. Thanks, Alison.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".