I'm a little sketched out by the "special bacon cheese." I probably would be even if it wasn't in quotes, because I don't think I ever want to experience bacon cheese, special or not. The quotes just add to the sketchiness, really...
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I guess the food is also only to be eaten on the premises and is just ordinary...
I can barely catch my breath from laughing so hard at these.
I was doing fine until I saw the greengrocer's apostrophe hastily added to Panini.
By the way, The Greengrocer's Apostrophe will be the name of my band should I ever form one. Hands off!
totally loving this blog
I'm a little sketched out by the "special bacon cheese." I probably would be even if it wasn't in quotes, because I don't think I ever want to experience bacon cheese, special or not. The quotes just add to the sketchiness, really...
FUNNY WONDERFUL!
I randomly found this blog and have laughed to tears. Brilliant.
There may or may not be fillings.
I think it'd be safe to assume "hot choc" might have "a little" human excrement in it.
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