I have been to many "auditions" so I can help decode this. Essentially, "audition" refers to a film that will never be made, but the director is desperately looking for a date. "Broadway" implies the dude's apartment.
I thought it meant, "Sure, they're AUDITIONS. We're casting people based on talent, not on whether they're our cronies/frat-buddies/fellow freemasons. Honest."
May be a combination of the two of course, and they really are casting for a play, but casting is determined by who the director would like to sleep with.
Alright, everyone, welcome to "auditions". Raise your hand if you are NOT a young beautiful female. Alright, if you just raised your hand, you can leave. The rest of you, please step into my office...
Please send your submissions via email to bethanykeeley (at) gmail.com. I look at them all, but it might take a while to get to yours -- sorry! I love you all, but I only have so much energy in a day.
If you want your picture to make the blog DO NOT @tweet them, or leave them in a comment. I need them all in the same place. Make sure your emails are easily distinguishable from spam or viruses (I use gmail web interface, so images get previews).
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands"; that failblog post.
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Auditions for auditions?
I have been to many "auditions" so I can help decode this. Essentially, "audition" refers to a film that will never be made, but the director is desperately looking for a date. "Broadway" implies the dude's apartment.
I thought it meant, "Sure, they're AUDITIONS. We're casting people based on talent, not on whether they're our cronies/frat-buddies/fellow freemasons. Honest."
May be a combination of the two of course, and they really are casting for a play, but casting is determined by who the director would like to sleep with.
Alright, everyone, welcome to "auditions". Raise your hand if you are NOT a young beautiful female. Alright, if you just raised your hand, you can leave. The rest of you, please step into my office...
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