I think Sarah's comment is the best thing I've heard all day.
But yeah, that sign is whacked. I feel like it's a sale at a very security conscious store, and then I get to "Crashed" and everything goes wrong again.
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I need better drugs to have any hope of understanding this one.
It's clearly colorcoded. I shall decode:
Warning: Security reduced--SALE!
Price's Clearance crashed.
Arrest theft Price-Crunch.
And translate: Five-finger discount available at Price's Clearance store. Don't get caught. Price hits hard.
What's a "SHLE"? And how do you "arrest" theft?
I think Sarah's comment is the best thing I've heard all day.
But yeah, that sign is whacked. I feel like it's a sale at a very security conscious store, and then I get to "Crashed" and everything goes wrong again.
Well, my first reaction was that it was hung by mistake. It was just a remnant of a brainstorming session on what would be good on the sign.
But, i really can't improve on what Sarah wrote.
Ha! "SHLE" is actually supposed to be "SALE," apparently written by someone who doesn't know what the letter "A" looks like.
...but then I look above, where there's an "A" drawn correctly, and I'm lost again.
bonus points for the possessive rather than the plural version of prices. Apparently someone named Price "owned" that clearance crashed
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