Emily spotted this one at a bus depot. In my experience with busses, they rarely leave at exactly the time it says. Unless you are late. So maybe that explains it, but they won't be not leaving then anymore.
I don't even know what to say about this thing that Marie sent me. I'm not sure what it would mean without the quotation marks, but I'm fairly certain that it means a softened version of that now. Or something.
You know how sometimes when it's holy week and you go to church a lot of times instead of just on sunday and sometimes you get off work for observance, so good friday feels like a sunday so your week is like thursday sunday saturday sunday? This travel agency is open on those kinds of days. Thanks, Rob in Brisbane.
Daniel spotted this in a strip club bathroom. I'm not sure what exactly they will do with your drugs, but I like that "removed" has quotation marks like it's some kind of slang, but we all know what 86'd means.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".