This from Isaac. I guess "gas" is technically ok since it's short for gasoline. Or maybe it's good on farting. However, if I knew Bob, I would totally call him by his phone number.
This is just great. I fell off my chair I was laughing so hard! I know that speaks of my own need for more "comedy" in my life. But until then, I will mock others
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HA! My name is Bob, but my friends call me 345-5377.
Maybe he's really a Borg and that's his designation. Star Trek had 7 of 9 - this is 345 of 5377. If I had a Borg designation, I'd put it on signs too!
The nen battery sounds pretty interesting as well.
This is just great. I fell off my chair I was laughing so hard! I know that speaks of my own need for more "comedy" in my life. But until then, I will mock others
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