It would be absurd to say unqualified learning is taking place at an elementary school. The irony here is, of course, that "soar" is indeed meant not literally. Unless they are practicing flight at this particular school, a la Matilda. Thanks, Tonya.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".