Ben saw this on the Missouri State University campus in Springfield, MO. There's a lot of quotation marks here, and I am going to just suggest they are all code for keg parties. Other suggestions?
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Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands"; that failblog post.
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Missouri State "University", eh?
I'm skeptical.
That is a lot of quotation marks.
That ending quote is the best. I imagine people wandering around the streets of the town, extolling the virtues of the 3rd saturday of each month.
Apparently, they were thrilled to find a hidden cache of unused quotation marks and wanted to show them off.
I just couldn't pass this one up.
Oh, and @Jami -- I'm in my fourth year there, and I'm still skeptical, too.
I like to read one of the first quotes as a command: "Don't, Miss Homestead Days!"
Seriously, what was Miss Days thinking?
Still, it's exciting to see my workplace doing such a wonderfully "satirical" job >.>
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