Wednesday, February 25, 2009

where is that guy?


Amy writes "It makes me wonder if there's a thuggish security guard nicknamed 'the law' lurking somewhere in the store waiting to catch people inappropriately trying on underwear."

7 comments:

MoodyStarr said...

There is no way to enforce this rule. Honor system, ladies.
This one time, a customer wanted to try on a pair of socks. I couldn't believe that I actually had to explain why that would not be cool.

Sitty Living said...

It must be really startling when you're trying on underwear then you notice that "the law" is peeking into the dressing room to make sure you're doing it right.

Buffy said...

As long as it's Duane "The Law" Johnson, I'll bet most ladies wouldn't mind.

WV: eudemon--"Duane, eu de mon!"

Josh said...

Let's forget the quotation mark error in this example and focus instead on the idea of trying on underwear, even with other underwear still on. That thought makes me not want to ever wear underwear ever again that doesn't come out of a tightly sealed plastic bag.

Joi de Vivre said...

This is great. While it might be the law to keep your underwear on for sanitary reasons, most Consumer Protection Laws make it impossible for a consumer to be compelled to buy anything - ever. It doesn't matter if you break something, stain something, etc. You never have to buy anything. FYI.

mac said...

Anyone remember "Judge Dredd", that gawd awful Stalone movie?

(In a poor impersonation)
" I am the Law"

Melvin said...

Great to see this post...
thanks for sharing.....

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