Desirée writes "This was seen at a Michael's craft store near Northampton, MA. I can only hope that the use of quotation marks around the word 'spring' are to indicate that these are, in fact, fake (and ugly) flowers..."
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".