Saturday, September 20, 2008

that food is only for decoration


Anybody who needs to claim that their food is real and then put it in quotation marks is definitely suspect. Thanks, Matt.

8 comments:

Matt said...

I don't think brown cootie is actually food, anyway.

Grant Fikes said...

Holy crap, they have a website at www.cootiebrowns.com . Go there for some REALLY craptastic grammar. They serve "real" salads, pizza on "whole wheat crust", and steak sandwiches grilled to "your" perfection. Now that is "real food".

Sarah said...

Cootie Brown's is the most (I so, so hope) unintendedly gross name ever.

Kathy said...

OMG. Cootie Browns sounds like something you should see a doctor about.

jcb9 said...

Also from their website:

"Cootie Brown s unique process makes our pizza applauding."

"IT S MORE EUROPEAN STYLE - THAT S WHY IT S OK NOT TO USE A KNIFE AND FORK!" (also underlined)

"SOUTHERN" CALIFORNIA PIZZA
"NORTHERN" CALIFORNIA PIZZA

Being from Northern California, I really couldn't tell you what makes one allegedly Northern California and the other allegedly Southern Californian. In fact, the "SOUTHERN" one looks better to me!

meg said...

Cootie browns? Ew.

Matt said...

For what it's worth, the food is really good, all grammar and naming issues aside.

Rachel said...

I'll second Matt. The food actually is great, even if their grammar is not.