Hannah writes, "There was nothing in the display that I would classify as an appropriate gift. However, someone who's really into lopsided pottery with bizarre handles would definitely be thrilled to receive one of these presents." I'm guessing you are supposed to say it in your best Borat voice.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".