Why are you doing all those euphemisms to dolphins? I mean seriously. Thanks, Dan.
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6 comments:
Oh goodness... I'm giggling uncontrollably as I recall a certain episode of "King of the Hill", in which Hank went swimming with a dolphin and it attempted to mate with him.
i'm just glad it doesn't say swim, touch and "feed" the sharks.
"Swim the sharks?" I guess that's like "walk the dog," which is what we do when we don't want to actually walk the dog...
Other shark-clause mistakes aside, I'm just glad they eschewed euphemism with the sharks. It's well known sharks don't go in for that sort of thing.
Meh, a mammal's a mammal I suppose. I think this one's "Hall of fame" worthy,for sheer creepiness alone...
This makes a lot of sense in light of a useful how-to article I recently stumbled upon:
www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
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