Probably just to protect them from penny pinching zombies.
Yes, who is lifetime indeed.
oops. I blame my regimen of pain killers. Fixed.
Lifetime is typically used in these guarantees to mean "the period of time which the original purchaser owns the vehicle" and not any given lifespan of the purchaser or the usability of the car.
^We know that. But it's more fun to pretend we don't
This reminds me of the old "Roadrunner" cartoon when Wile E. Coyote purchased a hot-air balloon from the ubitiquous Acme Company. Instead of "Lifetime Guarantee", the carton read "Guaranteed For the Life of the User."
You know it could be worse...At least "mounting" wasn't in quotes.
i like the idea of a lifetime of balance and rotation. sounds invigorating.
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