They have to put it in quotes so they don't get sued when someone calls and asks for an obscure artisanal prosciutto."But you said my choice!"
So they mean "your choice" out of our list of choices. So no pizza with kelp and M&Ms on it? Damn. Gotta find a new pizza shop.
It's a clear-cut case of "you get what you pay for". What you pay for here is obviously whichever toppings are the oldest and need to be rotated.
i'd like a cheese pizza with a pepperoni pizza on top, please.
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