That's a good one. Maybe the reindeer are alive, but not very active. :-)
Unnecessary quote marks aside, I'm disturbed by the idea of "Santa's Grotto." Is that like the one Hugh Hefner has at the Playboy mansion? I can sort of picture an icy cave entrance that gives way to a warm spring inhabited by bikini-clad elves. It's where Santa likes to cut loose while Mrs. Claus is visiting her sister in Decatur.
I know it's not, but something about "grotto" just seems so dirty.
Maybe they're electrified. "Go on -- pet one."Zzzt."Ho, ho, ho!"
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