Sunday, February 17, 2008

refreshing-ish


Evidently here you can get warm water and gooey mimosas. Thanks, Toni.

7 comments:

ironic1 said...

It's to protect against a litigious society, no doubt.

"Well, your honor, we didn't make a guarantee that the bottled water would be as cold as ice. Obviously that is impossible. And when we said the mimosa was 'refreshing' we were quoting Bob, our maintenance guy, who once said a mimosa we served him was refreshing."

Anthony said...

Simply stated, if it was ice cold it would be impossible to drink.

Anonymous said...

"X-tra's" makes me want to punch someone in the face.

Not quite the Bradys said...

I think the "ice cold" actually describes Poland in this instance. Maybe the sign maker doesn't think Poland is as cold as all that.

Anonymous said...

why must their water come from springs in poland? quite the carbon footprint.. for WATER.

Jeff said...

Poland Springs is in Maine. They just didn't properly capitalize a brand name.

Anonymous said...

how interesting, jeff. now i'm wondering how maine managed to steal poland's springs.