Nick writes, "These L.L. Bean pants stretch for a 'perfect fit.' Or feel like pantyhose digging into your belly. Whatever." This may or may not be the words of experience.
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7 comments:
I'd steer clear if I were you. I've had "perfect fit" jeans before. They're "comfortable".
oh nqtb, you slay me.
"Perfect fit". Also known as "Squeeze The Poo Out Of Your Innards".
"Perfect fit" only seems to be perfect if you're a size OO, like my sister-in-law. The Squeeze The Poo look looks GREAT on her.
Not so much on me.
yeah, i have a pair that give me a stomach ache after a while. needless to say i don't wear them..that often.
Woohoo! I'm an abbreviation! I feel "so now". : )
So...is the fit "perfect", or is the "fit" perfect?
Maybe a "perfect fit" is what you'll throw when you try them on at home.
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