Examples of "changes": gym now features treadmills, ten pound weights weigh ten pounds, locker rooms smell funny. Thanks, J.
"Banheiro" "quebrado"
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- also ok for transpersons
- unofficial
- nevermind the underlining
- "government inspected meats"
- break things more
- punctuation as gaudy decoration?
- I'm not touching you...
- it's on the web, but not good
- "no sex policy"
- it's not that slippery
- there's "nothing wrong with it"
- doesn't apply to attractive people
- it is kind of a dumb name for a place
- not THAT greatly
- they are home-y
- doesn't actually glow
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- does not actually care for days
- always with the hardly snowflake pulling
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- play something else
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- also won't enjoy space between walls
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- refreshing-ish
- well, maybe not YOU
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- is it an umbrella, or not?
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- actually sells shoes
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- "sweet" as in "cool"
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- really we're all winners
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- or not here
- but nobody's home
- if you insist on being called a "parent"
- different from a bag lady
- just... "wow"
- I love "big" drinks...
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- we should have done that to prince
- our congregation "human!"
- frozen sushi in Vienna
- or he goes by his middle name
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13 comments:
I gotta tell you, this made me laugh like a stupid person at 6 in the morning when I first saw it.
"We will never give your information to anyone else." Did they cross their heart and hope to die when they wrote that? I have my doubts.
For the life of me, I can't figure out what they were trying to say with those quotes. It doesn't even make sense if it was for emphasis. So weird. And what's with the random capitalization?
Hmm.
I love your blog. It's my favorite new find. (I was so tempted to put the word find in quotations. Original, huh?)
I just found you, O Wise One.
My thing is misused possessives, and I have a sneaky fondness for apostrophes, as in Greetings Club Members. Sounds like a nice club.
Jenny
Not sure what bugs me more. It's either the incorrect use of quotation marks or the comma sitting outside of them.
I mean period. :)
Hey now. The period logically belongs outside the quotation marks. The only reason us Americans put it inside is because centuries-old printing technology couldn't handle it otherwise.
What's a greetings club?
Maybe Greetings Club is the group of people who organize Welcome Wagons.
this is a gym that holds lectures??
^
The sign actually says nothing about a gym. Just a "club".
I am worried that I will never accomplish all the things I have so long dreamed of achieving, now that I am glued to your site and laughing maniacally.
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