Wednesday, March 05, 2008

is it damaged or not?


I guess "damage" is a new code-word for "seat". Thanks, Lindsey.

9 comments:

*Bitch Cakes* said...

They couldn't even write "DAMAGED". They had to go with "DAMAGE" I guess the QM's took up the extra room that D would have needed.

Anonymous said...

This sounds rather "ewwwww" -- somewhat similar to the "emergency" left on Moorpark.

Anonymous said...

"Damage" is french... for ugly broken down chair y'all

Anonymous said...

No. What happened is that a very heavy goth teen broke two other chairs in this shop already by sitting in them. The store owner needed to communicate to the kid that this could not continue, and so used his self-pitying self-bestowed nickname ("Damage"), but would not acknowledge it as a true and proper name, hence the quotation marks.

Plausibly.

Not quite the Bradys said...

Anon. 6:22- just what I was going to say. I think that makes it even more plausible, don't you?

Anonymous said...

@not quite the bradys: Somewhere between entirely and eminently.

Furthermore, the total absence of punctuation that would normally mark direct address is completely irrelevant to the case at hand, as many people leave that out. Surely, putting in every comma marking direct address would take too much time from our busy shop owner, especially one who's busy trying to keep chairs from getting broken by sullen teens with call-for-help nicknames. I mean, really.

Anonymous said...

i think it's plausible that you had to work a little too hard for that one.

Anonymous said...

Whatever you say, "Damage."

Anonymous said...

^
was that a comment about the post, or an insult from anon 2:03 aimed at anon 3:18? isn't that what 9 year olds say whenever someone hurts their feelings? "oh yeah?? well whatever you say, [insert juvenile name-calling, such as picklebreath]!!!" well, i'm rubber and you're glue, baby.