there's something about "beverage" that bothers me. i'm not sure it's actually wrong, and it's further confused by "food" which is the same singularly as well as plural, but it's like saying "no candybar permitted in the library." it should be beverages, right?
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Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands"; that failblog post.
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there's something about "beverage" that bothers me. i'm not sure it's actually wrong, and it's further confused by "food" which is the same singularly as well as plural, but it's like saying "no candybar permitted in the library." it should be beverages, right?
Which of course means please eat cheetos and drink grape juice before touching the exhibits.
I'm bothered by the extra space after the first UQM. I mean, if you're going to add unnecessary punctuation, at least do so correctly. ;)
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