This one might be okay since it's the name of the event that is in quotes. However, capitalizing each name in the event would probably capture the same attempted meaning as the quotes, while having the added bonuses of being less ambiguous and looking nicer!
The quotation marks lead me to assume we're talking about clandestine men's room onanism. The fraternity of lavatory self-abusers at my workplace aren't organized enough to make mugs - all the better, since we wouldn't have been clever enough to make up this kind of euphemism.
Sporting an "I jacked it while you were at that meeting" mug might lead to an unpleasant discussion with HR.
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Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands"; that failblog post.
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Heh.
This one might be okay since it's the name of the event that is in quotes. However, capitalizing each name in the event would probably capture the same attempted meaning as the quotes, while having the added bonuses of being less ambiguous and looking nicer!
The quotation marks lead me to assume we're talking about clandestine men's room onanism. The fraternity of lavatory self-abusers at my workplace aren't organized enough to make mugs - all the better, since we wouldn't have been clever enough to make up this kind of euphemism.
Sporting an "I jacked it while you were at that meeting" mug might lead to an unpleasant discussion with HR.
wow... of all the places my brain didn't go, that was one.
Gave....huh...
(snickering)
First the onanism reference, then the Cialis spam.
love it!
Wait. Do we all know that's a quote from Airplane?
Does anyone else see the shape resembling the euro currency symbol in the handle with the frame behind it?!
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