Tom took a picture of these two examples outside his local bar. They really shouldn't confuse loud drunk people with quotation marks. Much like in the library, though, they probably mean relatively quiet.
Thanks to everyone who voted for me. I appear to have won the laser. If/when I get it I will post a video of my cat chasing the green dot around. It will be adorable. After all, the internet needs more cats.
Also, Moby linked to my blog. And that is basically awesome. I am so cool by association right now.