... THAT ISN'T PUTRID."
...so you don't have to."
Adam Gurri! That was my idea! Now I have to come up with another one. :)...on Tuesdays during months with Rs in their names when the full moon is waning."
...like we buy cheap whores."
...if you can't take the hint, we're syaing your car's a piece of sh**"
“…not ugly houses.”
... instead of 'scrap metal'," says our company president.What? I can be optimistic that this isn't actually misused quotes!
... and process it."
for less than it cost you to smash it up."
...because we can and you can't MWAHAA"
...and sell platinum and gold."
... because it's shiny. And hey, shiny!"
...when we're really drunk. That's when it sounds like a great idea."
...but don't tell our insurance company!"
...but don't know what to do with it!"
"...for cheaper than cheaper."
...FROM A MAN WITH SPECIAL GLOVES"
..., OKAY, MOM?! We get it, we're not neuroscientists, but at least we're proud."^This would probably wrap around to the front.
... Especially the Little Metal Pull Thingies on Wine Bottles."
...and are still richer than you."
like the Germans sell scheisse porn."
so "Jesus" has more time to worry about what he is doing."
wow impressive! so who wins? (btw this is not a game submission) i'm partial to:so you don't have tolike we buy cheap whoresnot ugly housesand process itbcause it's shiny, and hey, shiny!when we're really drunk. that's when it sounds like a great idea.capische?"dang. that did not narrow it down. maybe they can make it an ongoing slogan, different on each truck. i'd be all, "hey i was stuck behind the cheap whores one on the freeway today!"
John, Sarah and Scott made me laugh the most. But we're all winners here.
...from guys named Bubba.
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