Again with the bathrooms. Perhaps Fran is putting "please" in quotation marks because she doesn't want to be polite to these people who leave dirty towels... on places besides the floor. Not to mention whatever else is included in "etc". Fran might regret that request. Andrew spotted this one in Oregon.
I don't usually post the following: newspaper headlines, personal email, craigslist postings, unprofessional websites. I also tend to not crosspost things from other blogs, since I have so much unique material waiting for me to get to it.
Things I see a lot: silica gel "do not eat"; hair dryer labels; inside the bus "do not drill"; Wal-mart sign about IDs; coffee machine with "2" cup sizes; employees must "wash hands".